The owner of the Paradise Rock Club (where we will be playing this evening at 9pm sharp) just called me on my mobile to tell me that if tonight’s show doesn’t sell out he is going to personally club a baby kitten to death. You wouldn’t want to be implicated in that sort of thing would you? Okay didn’t think so, here’s where you can buy tickets if you haven’t managed to do so already: CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!!!
The doors open at 8pm. We play at 9pm sharp. We are followed by Nitzer Ebb (you’ve heard of them). Chris Ewen DJs between bands. We play at 9pm sharp. My mother is coming so wear something respectable and cool it with the dick jokes.